Are we sitting comfortibly? Then I’ll begin!

Here I sit in stinky vapour
Because some eegit stole the toilet paper
Should I lie, or
should I linger, Or
should I be forced to use my finger?
….
no
erm…
I shoot the hippopotomus
With bullets made from platinum
For if I had used leaded ones
His hide were sure to flatten ‘um!
…hmm…
I eat my peas with hunney,
I’ve done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the knife!
Im in a funny old mood
Funny old mood
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