Rudolph spoof.

So I’ve not done one of these in a while. The last ones were STD (to “Let it be”) and Big Girls ain’t Beautiful (a Lancashire hotpots style of Mika’s…‘song’ of a similar name).

So, without further ado, jazz it up for:
(Seriously, pretend Bublé or Sinatra is singing)

There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
No more Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most vicious reindeer of all?

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Has got himself an evil grin.
And if you ever saw it
You’d wonder what was up with him.

All of the other reindeer,
weren’t so very nice to him.
So Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
Got a knife and did them in.

On that foggy Christmas eve,
Rudolph had himself some fun.
He let them think he was their friend
And he got em all one by one!

Now Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Has got a knife that’s scarlet red.
And Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Said he wouldn’t rest until they’re dead.

He gathered the reindeers’ bodies
And sold them all on for glue
Now Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Is after the fat man, too

He’s got his sights on Old Saint Nick
Witnessess just wouldn’t do
Now Santie’s locked down all the doors,
So he’ll enter by the flue.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Has got himself an evil grin.
And if you ever saw it
You’d wonder what was up with him.

All of the other reindeer,
weren’t so very nice to him.
So Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
Got a knife and did them in.

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