So Peta have confirmed they’re certifiable…

So on my non-porn-internet travels of late* I found this.

So Peta, self appointed arbiters of…whatever bullshit they’re peddling this week, have written to Geedubbs’ CEO Mr Rountree (all hail his name) asking that all fur is removed from their models…what?

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Inquisitor Viscerion to Sector Conclave Tempestus

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Upon developments of late, and with the death of my subordinate, two things made themselves clear:

  1. The Galaxy is not as it has been in millennia, Mankind faces a challenge greater perhaps than the Horus Heresy itself
  2. I am not getting any younger!

For these reasons I have chosen to pen the following. What follows is from my lifetime of lessons learnt, truths faced, and wisdom earned from my time within the Ordos Hereticus and Xenos. Some will call a large portion of this missive “radical” or even “heretical.” I would have myself, before my centuries of service in the Ordo Xenos. I challenge these detractors to look over my record and doings, to find where my work has been against His will or betterment, or the betterment of His people. They surely will be found wanting for evidence unforthcoming. Continue reading “Inquisitor Viscerion to Sector Conclave Tempestus”

Hey, Stranger

So , dear readers, you may well be wondering what ol’ Twibby has been up to these past few months. Well I can, without much of a doubt, tell you: not effing much.

I got the piano tuned! So… I can not play a tuned piano

Ummm…

I Work got a 3d printer, so prototype models can be built quicker. This opens up the possibility for using it for some scenery ideas… Like a drop pod I spied a while back and thought I could make a bit better. Continue reading “Hey, Stranger”

Common Myths about the Horus Heresy

Common Myths about the Horus Heresy

Ok, so this is a cheat…but I’ll be blogging again soooooooon

The Regimental Standard

The events that you have heard described as “the Horus Heresy” happened 10,000 years ago, but were important in shaping the mighty and all-conquering Imperium that you fight for today.

This was a glorious age, where humanity’s right to rulership of the galaxy was secured, not just over the xenos, but also above the Dark Powers of Chaos.

As with any great events from history, there are a lot of rumours and conspiracies surrounding the events of this age. We are here, as always, to tell you the truth of what happened, and dispel the myths.

Myth #1: Horus was a charismatic leader

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Any spark of nobility that the Warmaster once possessed quickly became corrupted by his treachery, as is ever the case. By the end of Horus’s disastrous war, many of his forces despised him as much as the glorious Emperor upon whom they had turned…

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Glory awaits!

I’m liking The Regimental Standard. Required reading for all loyal servants of The Emperor

The Regimental Standard

Greetings, loyal Guardsmen of the Imperium.

As you are likely aware from your recent relocation orders, many of you will soon find yourselves posted to the Cadian sector.

Congratulations! You will find yourselves on the brink of the Eye. No other area of Imperial space offers so many opportunities for glory.

During this prestigious posting, you might find yourself confronted with traitor Space Marines. Do not be alarmed. These so-called Chaos Space Marines are naught but poor reflections of their loyal counterparts – not even a match for a well-trained Guardsman such as yourself.

For those of you on your first tour, your attention is required below. The attached target acquisition guide will enable you to tell the difference between a glorious warrior of the Emperor’s Adeptus Astartes and a wretched traitor. Firing upon the wrong target will result in summary punishment.

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As a Guardsman stationed in the Cadian war…

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Time to unleash…

…The ARSEKICKULATOR™

Just about enough selfflagellation for now, I think. I’ll take last night’s video down. So what, a huge chunk of my life has been ripped from me because of a lie? It’s not like it was part of how I define myself or anything and over the past few weeks I’ve been trying to distract myself from doing something particularly stupid…oh wait. Meh, I mean you’re happy to let me rot like this, so why aren’t I? Sooner or later darling, it’ll eat you up if you don’t tell the truth. It might take months or even years, and you might try and pass it of as PTSD to others, but you know that feeling you get at those particular moments is guilt. I want you to know that I’ll not press charges if you come forward voluntarily, and I don’t think I ever will.

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