Rudolph spoof.

So I’ve not done one of these in a while. The last ones were STD (to “Let it be”) and Big Girls ain’t Beautiful (a Lancashire hotpots style of Mika’s…‘song’ of a similar name).

So, without further ado, jazz it up for:
(Seriously, pretend Bublé or Sinatra is singing)

There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
No more Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most vicious reindeer of all? Continue reading “Rudolph spoof.”

Time to unleash…

…The ARSEKICKULATOR™

Just about enough selfflagellation for now, I think. I’ll take last night’s video down. So what, a huge chunk of my life has been ripped from me because of a lie? It’s not like it was part of how I define myself or anything and over the past few weeks I’ve been trying to distract myself from doing something particularly stupid…oh wait. Meh, I mean you’re happy to let me rot like this, so why aren’t I? Sooner or later darling, it’ll eat you up if you don’t tell the truth. It might take months or even years, and you might try and pass it of as PTSD to others, but you know that feeling you get at those particular moments is guilt. I want you to know that I’ll not press charges if you come forward voluntarily, and I don’t think I ever will.

Ok. Moving on. Continue reading “Time to unleash…”

2015 The Plan

It feels somewhat like I’ve been here before

Ok, lets take a look at what I’ve achieved in the last year. Well, 9 months but whatever.

This year I aim to:

  • Actually get a hold on the amount of 40k I have and feckin paint a load up
  • Get back into the piano properly, and perchance play in public again
  • MAN CAVE
  • Electronics
  • Gardening (Because I’m apparenly middle aged)
  • Chill out a fecking bit
  • Get on at work, or move on
  • Hike
  • Camp

Unsurprisingly, this was not all done.

  1. Actually get a hold on the amount of 40k I have and feckin paint a load up. This was dependant on the mancave being sorted, and that’s ongoing
  2. Get back into the piano properly, and perchance play in public again. I am playing more regularly, but what with my broken knuckles of the other year, it’s a hard slog
  3. MAN CAVE. Is up, and currently undergoing a fuckton of tidying
  4. Electronics. Yeah, dropped the ball on this one
  5. Gardening. Oh, I seem to have butterfingers…
  6. Chill out a fecking bit. There’s a theme developing here
  7. Get on at work, or move on. HAHAHAhaha…
  8. Hike. Nope
  9. Camp.

…So I shall carry on with last year’s plan.

PEACE

Twibz

The Plan

You know I mean business when I write a blog about it…

This year I aim to:

  • Actually get a hold on the ammount of 40k I have and feckin paint a load up
  • Get back into the piano properly, and perchance play in public again
  • MAN CAVE
  • Electronics
  • Gardening (Because I’m apparenly middle aged)
  • Chill out a fecking bit
  • Get on at work, or move on
  • Hike
  • Camp

And yes, I’m aware its the middle of April already…but I’ve been playing piano again, and I’ve certainly bought some warhammer since the year began…

So Then

Here we are again. Trying to resurrect the blog. Its MOVED too!
No longer a part of windows live spaces (it died) but here on the mighty WordPress for you, the peoples of my Internets.
I will be trying my hand at blogging whatever I’m up to, unless it would be incriminating, duh…

I will be blogging electronics, warhammer, the house*, garden*, Rebecca*, piano, cat*, work, camping, walking, what I can about Scouts and whatever comes to me at the time.

Twibz

*These things are new.