FUQ

Welcome to my Frequently Unanswered Questions page

Here will be a list of questions that, while regularly asked, are just as regularly not answered.
Well, not answered seriously.

“Who are you?”

“Why are you looking at me?”

“Shouldn’t you know better than to play with Nerf guns/Warhammer?”

“Aren’t you too old to play with Nerf guns/Warhammer?”

“Can I borrow ‘X’?”

“Can I lend ‘X’?” (Regularly answered by “No you can’t, as it’s mine. You can however ‘borrow’ it” Then, I must refer the honourable person to the answer I previously gave)

“Why do you never update?”

“What exactly is this blog about?”
This one I will answer; it’s about me, for me. Me Me, Me Me…Me.
I have a bad memory, and so this is to help me remember things.

“Why are some of your 40k links to 1d4chan and the others to lexicanum?”

**New addition – a serious question. With an answer!**
“Did you do it?”
Nope, but only two people in the world know I didn’t